Congratulations INDIANS! INDIA is becoming trailblazer in banning things. Yayy! It gives such an awesome feeling. Isn’t it? Chad Hurley and Mark Zuckerberg should introduce a BAN button on YouTube and Facebook on the wall of all INDIANS. Certainly it will get maximum likes and shares. Yeah?
Here we go.
AIB KNOCKOUT BANNED
“Let the filth begin.” Pretty sure AIB made everyone laugh to the edges of our body where celebrities themselves were the comedians and targets too. But how did we forget? “No place in INDIA for funny men”. Bubye. BAN
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, PK BANNED
All of us know why FIFTY SHADES OF GREY went over nerves of the Censor board of INDIA. But the KAMA SUTRA is the nucleus of ‘human sexual behaviour’. Yes, sir what you got to say about that? BAN
PK? The message Aamir Khan tried to explain in PK was misinterpreted by SAINT RAM RAHIM in MSG. Cheers to his success! BAN
PDA: KISSING IN PUBLIC BANNED
In INDIA smoking in public, harassing women in public or killing people is public are not at all points of concern. But kissing in public? ‘OH MY GOD! Chee Chee Chee’ No No No it is against our “SANSKARS”. BAN
DOCUMENTARY BBC BANNED
The documentary BBC made “INDIA’S DAUGHTER” was according to Delhi court “against the ethics of journalism” of course. But the rapist who is going to get free in December 2015, claiming he was a juvenile the day he raped JYOTI SINGH is not against the morality. Congratulations for your freedom dude. Oh! Where is the button? BAN
“Yeh dil mange more Sir” Delhi court stomach was hungry for more banned things. Well, no offenses but certainly they got a Blackout when media shouted on HUNTING WILDLIFE. This the reason they could not digest the question – Why Indians are eating according to their own wish? BAN
SARCASM apart. Is this seriously going to help in any ways? No, because if it is then why the blood of every common INDIAN is boiling every single minute? This ‘closed-pack wound’.