If you’ve got it, flaunt it. But if you don’t, just try flowers or something, and lay off these horrendously ridiculous pick-up lines.
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There’s corny, there’s cheesy and then there’s CHEMI-CORNICALLY CHEESY.
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Desi-cheesy is also a big no-no. Unless maybe you’re Farhan Akhtar, of course.
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Even if you’re as hot as the guy in this poster, this one will surely creep her out.
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And then you have just plain Ewwww.
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STALKER ALERT. STALKER ALERT. STALKER ALERT.
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What’s worse than a stalker pick-up line, you ask? Why, it’s this right here of course!
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You may think that a movie pick-up line might fetch you your golden ticket but not when it’s filthy like this one.
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And especially not if it’s not going to degrade the silent guardian, the watchful protector…
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Everybody’s got that patriotic blood rushing them. But some pick-up lines are better left unsaid.
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Finally, remember to always be a gentleman.
Now that you’ve been educated on what to do if you want a restraining order against you, go ahead and share the knowledge.
Happy Pick-up Lining!
