Indian weddings are as entertaining as Bollywood movies. There is music, dancing, romance, emotional drama and what not. But here we are going to talk about the real source of entertainment at the weddings.
No wedding is complete without some goofy characters. No doubt, the couple is the main point of attraction at the party. The real show stealers are these weirdest yet funny people you get to see at the weddings. Trust me; no wedding is complete without these guys
So, presenting kind of people you are sure shot to see at weddings
1. THE ALWAYS DRUNK UNCLE
So this particular uncle takes the “free daru” thing very seriously. You can find this kind of species doing the most embarrassing things in hilarious ways. This uncle takes all the attention away from the couple leaving the couple insecure. And then comes the emotional speeches (love them). Guess why people have started ‘no alcohol’ weddings.
2. GROOM’S “TALLI” FRIENDS
They are the happiest people at the wedding, even happier then the groom. Looking at them will seem like it’s their D day. They drink full on and then will dance full on. But without a doubt their dance performance at the stage is what sets the mood in the party.
3. HUNGRY WOLVES
This kind of species can be found hovering over food stalls. There will always be a plate with heaps of food in their hands. To them ‘shadi’ means free food. The main motive is to recompense the ‘shagun’ by eating food. Basically they are the ‘bukhad baratis’.
4. RISHTEY VALI AUNTI
Beware of this kind of species. You are sure shot to get scanned by her if you are a bachelor. She will scan you like an x-ray machine. You can feel her staring at you even from three tables behind you. And then starts the series of questions. Like “tumhara chakkar toh nai chal rha kisi ke sath”.Scary enough!
5. THE THARKI STALKER
The over-confident pervert dude. This specie will be found leaching around the girls. He will stalk you and will stare you that bad till you feel very uncomfortable. He will not let you eat also because he will be staring at you then also. Literally, you can find him at every corner trying to impress you with his cheesiest dialogues.
6. THE FAULTS FINDING BARATIS
“Khane mein namak zyada hai.” “The groom is not that smart.” “Ours marriage was way happening then theirs.”
These criticisers are the losers who will bitch about the party in any possible ways. No amount of efforts can ever please them. I mean if you give party at some freaking 5 star hotel, then also they are capable of finding faults.
7. PARTY SPOILERS RISHTEDAR
You don’t need enemies to spoil your marriage party; your very close dear ones will do so. No wedding is complete without some family drama. They will leave the host harassed on every dumb thing ever possible. And you can’t even avoid them, as they will make a scene out of that also.
8. SILENTLY JUDGING GIRLS
These girls will try to take over the party with their best dresses and jewellery. Their main motive is to look more beautiful than the bride. No doubt these girls look gorgeous. But the hate starts when they switch on their bitch mode. They will not talk to any random person. They will just show off their expensive stuff and judge everyone.
9. THE SELFIE CRAZY PEEPS
This is a new entry to the group. Besides the cameraman you will see every damn person clicking the selfies with groom, bride, food, decorations and what not. No there is nothing wrong in taking selfish. But after sometime this craziness starts to get tad bit of irritating, when you see people all around you taking selfies instead of enjoying the party.
10. RISHTEDARS YOU HAVE NEVER MET
Wedding is a place where you can meet your relatives which you never thought ever existed. So this kind of species will come to you and hug you very affectionately. And all that time you will have to pretend a fake smile and greet them.
